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Did
you hear about the blonde that...
Couldn't learn to
water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the
box said "2 to 4 years"
Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.
When asked what the capital of California was; answered "C".
Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per
pound and she weighed 125.
After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that
the other swimmers were using their arms.
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The
funniest blonde jokes
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I knew a blonde that was so
stupid that.......
* she called me to get my phone number.
* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said
"concentrate."
* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her
mind.
*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
*she tried to drown a fish.
*she thought a quarterback was a refund.
*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
*she tripped over a cordless phone.
*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
*she studied for a blood test.
*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport
Left" she turned around and went home
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This
is my first website
and I am currently still building on it. This website was launched
officially on April 20 2009. This website is fairly new. Oh and if you
are wondering why the website is called Albino Brown Cow, well if you
haven't noticed it's an oxymoron and also it's a very different name so
hopefully you will remember the site name so you're not like "oh what
was the websites name, I cant remember?"
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